Breaking news: outside Godfrey's on Rosary Road. It was herded down Thorpe Road by motorists, who instead of stopping and calling the police, hooted at it. It has been corralled in the car park.
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- Colonel Blink
- I have never helped build a light railway across the Hindu Kesh. I am not an optician nor again an orthodontist. I was not the 'seventh man' in the Cambridge Spy circle. I am not an ex lover of either Madonna or Camilla Parker-Bowles. I have not at any time designed wheelchairs. I have never discovered a new star or any other astronomical body. I was NOT in Kabul in August 1957 or in Devises at any time in 1998. The only grassy knoll I am familiar with is one in Wroxham that I used to mow. The construction of hovercraft will forever be a closed book to me. I am not, at present, a boy band. I do not collect the names of Railway Stations. No one has ever called me Buzz I have never been the subject of an alien abduction.
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