It is a hot Saturday afternoon and I am sitting on a red sofa in a clothes shop in Norwich City centre called Rockfish or Lumpfish or something like that on Exchange Street in Norwich City centre while the memsahib looks at rails of clothes she is eventually not going to buy and young Master Menace Blink stretches out on the floor playing Tomb Raider Legend on his PSP2. It is the fifth shop we have visited today. Behind me two assistants are talking about the latest release from Keane, a popular beat combo. In the distance I can hear the sound of people watching football on the television of a nearby pub. I point my camera at the light fixture and take this photo. Does life get better than this? God I hope so
Me! Me! Me!
- Colonel Blink
- I have never helped build a light railway across the Hindu Kesh. I am not an optician nor again an orthodontist. I was not the 'seventh man' in the Cambridge Spy circle. I am not an ex lover of either Madonna or Camilla Parker-Bowles. I have not at any time designed wheelchairs. I have never discovered a new star or any other astronomical body. I was NOT in Kabul in August 1957 or in Devises at any time in 1998. The only grassy knoll I am familiar with is one in Wroxham that I used to mow. The construction of hovercraft will forever be a closed book to me. I am not, at present, a boy band. I do not collect the names of Railway Stations. No one has ever called me Buzz I have never been the subject of an alien abduction.
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