'Give me the blandest thing on the menu'

'Give me the blandest thing on the menu', originally uploaded by Colonel Blink.

You really can't make it up; a restaurant called Tasteless.

Presumably some kind of post-modernist ironic joke to catch the eye of passing punters. Yum I can't wait to have one of their pizzas. Unless of course by tasteless they mean that the burgers are all in the shape of willies and the waiting staff dress up as concentration camp guards.

I confidently expect the arrival of a burger house called Catmeat. Soon.

After all we already have in the City of Norwich the Silver fish and chip shop